Go local team and community college

So football opened up yesterday. Missouri Western won their game, which is good! Yes, a couple years ago I stopped really caring who wins or losing and just enjoyed the fact I wasn't working, or paying 400 dollars for repairing some shit on my car, or paying for education I don't work. That would be sweet if I ran a college, I would just drop you off on messanie street and make you earn a living and a apartment any way you can. Nothing gets you fired up more than eating at a soup kitchen (it's breadstick friday!) I am aware after extended studying of Neuro Lingistic programming that life has it's ups or downs and you might have good shit going on around you, but your brain is going to be in a depressed state, so just hang in there because things around you might go to shit. So if you feel bad just hang in there like those cat posters, because your brain will turn inself around eventually. Or you could just put quarters in peoples parking meters so they don't get a ticket. You know people are idiots right? Well I will give you one example of how I do something that doesn't even make sense, I always wash my hands and get worried about germs and shit, but I don't think twice about putting diet mountain dew top of the can all up in my mouth, or 2 liter bottle, I suck on 2 liter bottles and god knows what kind of shit they have been rolling around in. My only hope is that since diet mountain dew is neon green that it is so toxic that it kills germs before it gets in my body and saturates my organs in awesome! I drank mountain dew so much one time I actually BMX'D on a skateboard over Price Chopper.

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