I posted what the future and what the Royals are like right now over at Orangemane.com
The royals are under .500 but have some monster beasts coming through their system. Slick fielding firstbasemen Eric Hosmer is as awesome as Malcom X in the DMV.
Billy Butler is the Royals Fat DH that is a doubles machine, is down right now but wait until he gets going. His fatness will overwelm your senses.
Danny Duffy is the royals left handed prodigy, he is like masterbating with your left hand....A nice change of pace.
Bruce Chen looks like he is chinease, but he is from Panama...and that is a song by Van Halen.
We have a guy coming up named Lorenzo Cain the early reports are that he is a black guy. Alex Gordon is in left field and will be pedestrian most of his underachieving career, but I reconize the name so I like him.
Our Secondbasemen is named Alcidez escobar he is like a black ozzie smith with more power. or second basemen looks like the situation from jersey shore, but goes down like snooki. Right field Francour is out there just waiting to suck. Joakim Soria was our best player for awhile but now he is broken. He was automatic and now he is throwing up on himself...that is why his nickname is Ally Mcbeal
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