Funny Tweets For those of you who don't know what tweets, tweets are short messages sent over the ungodly annoying .com fiasco "twitter". They are sometimes fun,always retarded, mostly they are just about people tooting their own horn trying to keep themselves important so they don't decide eat 400 sleeping pills and call it life
Louis C.K.
I just want to wish everyone happy hollidays for december of 2007. I didn't have twitter then.
Shitmydadsays
"No thanks. I don't need a party to celebrate New Year's. All I need is a bottle of bourbon and a t-shirt that hangs down passed my balls."
“Yes I got him a gift. He had a kidney stone. You piss a rock through your pecker, you deserve more than just a pat on the back."
Demonpenzsays
" I am eating Mike and Ike Tropical fruit"
Rants and raves about The Royals, Sporting KC, Music, life, and junk food.
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