The Pacers Offseason

The NBA Draft is right around the corner. It is of course time for me to review what the Pacers should do in the offseason. I of course have been slaving over tapes, stats, and youtube videos searching for the answers of how the Pacers can Win the big one. That is right... A PLAYOFF SERIES. I think I have the answer! What we do is we genetic engineer Tyler Hansburo with Rik Smits. Can you imagine that amount of Dutch and that amount of Poplar Bluff Missouri in one basketball player? It of course would amount to a shitload of awesome. You take Tyler Hansburo's ability to breathe through his mouth, with The Dunkin' Dutchman's Jump Shot. You got yourself a 100 yard dash of whoop ass. He will be throwing elbows like nba jam, but shooting the basektball like he is blinking in the game Double Dribble for the Nintindo Entertainment System. How can it get any more awesome? We will bring John Stockton's Shorts out of retirement and put them on this TYLER SMITS BEAST. The thought of the left testical slipping out of his shorts will give Him/IT the space needed to knock down 24 Jumpers

IN A ROW!