Nutritional All Stars VS. Nutritional Kyle Davies

There are some good foods, there are some bad foods, then there are the ALL-STARS and then Nutritional versions of Kyle Davies. Today we take a look at the Food version of Albert Pujols, the egg white. I like egg whites hard boilded. They are 17 Calories and packed with enough protien to shit your pants, luckily the egg whites tend to bind me up, so shitting my pants really isn't an option after I eat 100 of those things. The Nutritional Kyle Davies is Super Bubble gum, it is just sugar and doesn't fill you up, doesn't provide any positive, and the only joy I ever get from it is when I throw it in my Dogs hair and I have to shave the dog and take it to the park and tell everyone it has doggie cancer.