Bryce just txt'd me. He said "Piping" which means having sex in hopes of not reproducing. Actually reproducing is probably the best thing anyone can do, there are alot of times, I am looking at the piss pool I created by missing the toilet yesterday, and I am like, if only I had some one to clean that up. Some people say kids are like "dogs that can talk" unfortunately the state of Missouri doesn't say that, and you are required to pay for some crap if you decide to knock up a woman from the local denny's. There is nothing like getting down with a denny's waitress, every inch of their body's smell like eggs or bacon. Now that my friends. Is a true Grand Slam.
ashton kutcher has been chosen to be on 2 and half men. That just adds to his impressive resume of being on "That 70's Show" and Being Bruce Willis' replacement dick inside Demi Moore. My only hope is that Hyde moves in as well and Red Forman can put a boot up both their asses.
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